This is the chords of Chairman Of The Bored by Mikill Pane on Piano, Ukulele, Guitar and Keyboard.
[Intro]
G G D C
G G D C
[Verse]
G
Sitting in the house with my trainers on
D C
Winter ain’t about so the days are long
G
We all planned a trip to the beach but I spent too many
D C
Minutes in the shower so my mates are gone
G
The did warn me but I’m a tiny bit vexed
D C
I’ll give ’em all a piece of my mind in a text
G
And if they ring my phone I’ll pretend I can’t hear it
D C
You could probably call it a fight to the death
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G
As soon as I could talk any sense as a kid
D C
They said my attitude was beastly it still is
G
Proof that I was born to be an offensive king
D C
The only guy ruder than me is Prince Philip
G
I’m not sorry that they have to read my nonsense
D C
I showered for long enough to clean my conscience
G
And how could I be when they’re out in the sea
D C
While I’m trying to keep my head above deeper problems
[Pre-Chorus]
Em C
This is not a happy song
D
I’ve got it badly wrong
G
Missed my chance and now it’s gone, woah-oh
[Chorus]
Em
It’s a nice day for those plans
C
But time waits for no man
D
You’re try’na call your gang
G
They’re lying on the sand
Em
And if sitting in your house is your business now
C
And to figure it out you send signals out
D
But you fear they are ignored
G
You’re the Chairman of the Bored
Em
It’s a nice day for those plans
C
But time waits for no man
D
You’re try’na call your gang
G
They’re lying on the sand
Em
And if sitting in your house is your business now
C
And to figure it out you send signals out
D
But you fear they are ignored
G
You’re the Chairman of the Bored
[Verse]
G
Sitting in the shade as the day drags on
D C
Had a cigarette break that was eight fags long
G
The future doesn’t look that bright to me
D C
And it ain’t because Pane has Ray-bans on
G
So I’ve given up. I’m getting sick of calling mates
D C
And I’m looking for a heroine it’s all in vain
G
It’s the wrong day to phone girls their fiancées
D C
I’d give them a ring but they’re all engaged
G
Can’t go for a ride ‘cos my bike’s fucked up
D C
I consult my neighbour and see if he can fix it
G
Doesn’t think the problem can be solved today
D C
‘Cos it involves more labour than Milliband triplets
G
I give up all hope. It gets dramatic.
D C
I even watch a couple of soaps
G
Then a girls calls up and says “can we meet in an hour?”
D C
Hmm. I guess I’ll be needing a shower.
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[Pre-Chorus]
Em C
This is not a happy song
D
I’ve got it badly wrong
G
Missed my chance and now it’s gone, woah-oh
[Chorus]
Em
It’s a nice day for those plans
C
But time waits for no man
D
You’re try’na call your gang
G
They’re lying on the sand
Em
And if sitting in your house is your business now
C
And to figure it out you send signals out
D
But you fear they are ignored
G
You’re the Chairman of the Bored
Em
It’s a nice day for those plans
C
But time waits for no man
D
You’re try’na call your gang
G
They’re lying on the sand
Em
And if sitting in your house is your business now
C
And to figure it out you send signals out
D
But you fear they are ignored
G
You’re the Chairman of the Bored
[Bridge]
Em C
I’m searching for a way to make things right
G D
All I’ve been doing so far is wasting time
Em C
So instead of going hunting for action
G D
I’ll just sit right here and wait for something to happen
[Chorus]
Em
It’s a nice day for those plans
C
But time waits for no man
D
You’re try’na call your gang
G
They’re lying on the sand
Em
And if sitting in your house is your business now
C
And to figure it out you send signals out
D
But you fear they are ignored
G
You’re the Chairman of the Bored
Em
It’s a nice day for those plans
C
But time waits for no man
D
You’re try’na call your gang
G
They’re lying on the sand
Em
And if sitting in your house is your business now
C
And to figure it out you send signals out
D
But you fear they are ignored
G
You’re the Chairman of the Bored
