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Henrik Widegren – Never Google Your Symptoms Piano & Ukulele Chord Progression

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This is the chords of Never Google Your Symptoms by Henrik Widegren on Piano, Ukulele, Guitar and Keyboard.

[Intro]
G C D Em

[Verse 1]
Em
One evening, my father said: My son
Am
I’™m dying and soon I’ll be gone
Em
But before my final farewell:
B
Hear me. And hear me well
Em
Do whatever you want to do
Am
Have a plan or roll the dice
Em
But one thing is strictly taboo
B
Please, follow my advice

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[Chorus]
G               C                    D
Never google your symptoms
G                             C               D
That is my only prescription
Em                                           Am
You get a hundred diagnoses
G                             D
And medieval prognoses
G               C                             D
Every sign is a serious condition
G C D Em

[Verse 2]
Em
If you google ‘cough’ and ‘diagnosis’
Am
You have got tuberculosis
Em
And if you google fever and re
B
You’ve got Ebola and soon will be dead
Em
And if you google ‘I’ve a runny nose’
Am
It’s CSF. Your brain is leaking juice!
Em
And if you google itch and prognosis:
B
Anaphylactic chock or psychosis

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[Chorus]
G C D
So never google your symptoms
G C D
Seldom it brings any wisdom
Em Am
You want to discover
G D
But you might uncover
G C D
That you have an extra chromosome
G C D Em

[Bridge]
Em
So this is what I heard my father say
Am
And then he closed his eyes and passed away
Em
The autopsy report was very clear
B
Death from hypochondric fear
B
Which is custom
B
When you google
B
Your symptoms

[Chorus]
G C D
Never google your symptoms
G C D
The hit list is never awesome
Em Am
Pain in your left arm?
G D
Heart attack alarm!
Em Am
Do you feel a little weak? Yes
G D
You’ve got ALS!
Em Am
If you have a slight anemia
G D
You’ve got leukemia!
Em Am
Are you a little crazy?
G D
You’ve got ADHD
D C
So never, ever google
D
Your symptoms!
G C D

How to play Never Google Your Symptoms: key, chords and progression

Never Google Your Symptoms by Henrik Widegren sits in G major (one sharp: F♯), and you need 6 chords to play it: G, C, D, Em, Am and B.

Listen for D – G – C – D (V – I – IV – V in G major): the song comes back to it again and again. In solfa, that is soh – doh – fah – soh. Once these 4 changes are comfortable, most of the song is done.

Beginner-friendly: almost every chord is an open chord on guitar, so you can play it without a capo or barre chords.

Chord diagrams

G chord on guitar (320003)
GG B D
C chord on guitar (x32010)
CC E G
D chord on guitar (xx0232)
DD F♯ A
Em chord on guitar (022000)
EmE G B
Am chord on guitar (x02210)
AmA C E
B chord on guitar (x24442)
BB D♯ F♯

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Never Google Your Symptoms chords: questions

What key is Never Google Your Symptoms in?

Never Google Your Symptoms by Henrik Widegren is in the key of G major (one sharp: F♯).

What chords are in Never Google Your Symptoms?

Never Google Your Symptoms uses 6 chords: G, C, D, Em, Am, B.

What is the chord progression of Never Google Your Symptoms?

The main progression is D – G – C – D (V – I – IV – V).

Is Never Google Your Symptoms easy to play on guitar?

Yes. Almost every chord is an open chord, so it suits beginners.

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