[Chorus]
Cmaj7
Sexting (Whoa)
Gmaj7
It isn't sex it's the
next best thing
Cmaj7
Sexting
Gmaj7
Aye, aye, AT&T
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[Verse 1] Cmaj7 I am in bed I am ready to go with you Gmaj7 Tonight I'm thinking of taking it slow Cmaj7 We'll use emojis only, Gmaj7 we don't need phonetical diction We'll talk dirty like Cmaj7 we're ancient Egyptians [Verse 2] Gmaj7 You send me a peach, I send a carrot back You send a Ferris wheel, Cmaj7 that's pretty abstract I send back a ticket stubtickets Gmaj7 implying that the Ferris wheel's your body Cmaj7 And I'd really love admission to it Oh no! What if now you think that Gmaj7 I'm implying your vagina is as big as a Ferris wheel? Cmaj7 You send back a snowman Gmaj7 Crisis averted (Thank God)
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[Chorus] Cmaj7 Sexting (Whoa) Gmaj7 It isn't sex it's the next best thing (Next best thing) Cmaj7 Sexting Gmaj7 Aye, aye, AT&T [Verse 3] Cmaj7 No more emojis, now it's on to words Gmaj7 I ask what you're wearing. You reply, "A shirt" Cmaj7 You say, "Are you naked?" Gmaj7 I say, "Yeah, except for a top hat", you say, "lmao" but I doubt that Cmaj7 I'm getting hot at just the thought of what I'd do to you Gmaj7 Cause in my head I'm in your bed and getting through to you Cmaj7 They made the internet for nights like these Gmaj7 I love you, baby, send a picture of your tits, please
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[Chorus]
Cmaj7
Sexting (Whoa)
Gmaj7
It isn't sex is the next best thing
(Next best thing)
Cmaj7
Sexting
Gmaj7
We are sexting (Aye, aye, AT&T)
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[Verse 4] Cmaj7 You send the pic and say it's now my turn Gmaj7 Jesus fucking Christ I guess I never learn Cmaj7 My phone's flash is my only light and Gmaj7 The flash makes my dick look frightened Cmaj7 I chicken out and send a picture of my face instead Gmaj7 Because my dick looks like the baby from Eraserhead Cmaj7 You say, "I sent my titties that's not fair" Gmaj7 So I send it to you and then my phone dies [Outro] Gmaj7 Bm7 Another night on my own, yeah Em7 Stuck in my home, yeah Sitting alone, one hand on my dick Gmaj7 and one hand on my phone, yeah Bm7 Another night on my own, yeah Em7 Stuck in my home, yeah Sitting alone, one hand on my dick Gmaj7 and one hand on my phone, yeah Bm7 Another night on my own, yeah Em7 Stuck in my home, yeah Sitting alone, one hand on my dick Gmaj7 and one hand on my phone, yeah (Pussy) Bm7 Another night on my own, yeah (Titties) Em7 Stuck in my home, yeah (Balls) Sitting alone, one hand on my dick N.C. and one hand on my phone, yeah
