[Verse 1: ]
G
Life isn't quite what
I thought I'd be
B
When I was a kid on VoIP
Em
I thought when I get older
C Cm
I'd marry her, I told her
G
Now I'm twenty-six and
I work in an office
B
Nine till five's not the best,
I'll be honest
Em
If I could change
C
a single thing
Cm Am
I'd make it me and not him
G
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[Chorus: ]
C Cm
But he's in your bed, I'm in
G
your Twitch chat
C Cm
I've got the key and he's
G
just a doormat
C Cm
And even though he's got social
skills
G
That doesn't mean I can't
pay the bills
C Cm
Anyway, make the most of him
G Am
'Cause she moves on pretty bloody
quick, oh-oh
C Cm
Your new boyfriend's an arsehole
(Woo)
G
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[Verse 2: ] G And, yeah, I've met Jared (Of course, I've met Jared) B The one who took you away from me Em You hit it off instantly C I know, 'cause you won't Cm stop telling me G I've seen his jawline, shoulders, and muscles B Push against his fashion sense Em I've thought about what he looks like nude C Cm I’m not gay, though [Bridge: ] G B 'Cause she's living the dream (Living the dream, living the dream) Em Oh, she's living the dream C G From back when we were seventeen G B She's living the dream (Living the dream, living the dream) Em Oh, she's living the dream C Cm From back when we were seventeen
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[Verse 3: ]
G
How on earth could I be saved?
Em
When I'm one click away
from insane
C
I just think that I deserve
Cm
A little bit of what I earned
G
I'm not gonna make another scene
B
The one I made when
I was twenty-three
Em
Means I'm not allowed
C Cm Am
in Disney World
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[Chorus: ] C Cm But he's in your bed, I'm G in your Twitch chat C Cm I've got the key and he's G just a doormat C Cm And even though he's got social skills G That doesn't mean I can't pay the bills C Cm Anyway, make the most of him G Am 'Cause she moves on pretty bloody quick, oh-oh C Cm Your new boyfriend's an arsehole (Woo) [Outro: ] G B I think about you every day (Every day) Em C So how on earth can I be saved? Cm (Can I be saved?) G B I think about him a lot as well (I think about him) Em C Maybe if he wasn't fine as hell Cm (He's really fine as hell) G 'Cause you're beauty B And you're grace (And you're grace) Em Your telephone calls C Cm are my favorite place G B And I want you to notice me Em C Cm With no restraining order, please (Jason Derulo) G B I want you to care Em C Cm I want to smell your hair
