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Wheeler Walker Jr. – Drunk As Fuck Chords on Piano & Ukulele

Updated January 8, 2026

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[Intro]
C  C/B  Am  G  F  G  C

[Verse 1]
C
I woke up hard with a pounding head
Am
Spend all morning deleting texts
F                  C
Wing sauce on my fingers
      Am          G
Hard liquor on my breath
C
Front doors open must
have kicked it in
        Am
That’s three this month,
man I did it again
F                 C
Pizza guys on my couch,
       G
reckon I made a new
friend last night I got

[Chorus]
F          C
 Drunk as fuck
      F             C
Where'd I park my truck
    F                     C
Lipstick on my dick so I guess that
                 G
it must’ve got sucked
 F                  C
Cum stains on my jeans
  F               C
Beard covered in cocaine
F                    C
 Weird feeling in my ass
 guess I must of
         G
Shoved something up it again
last night I got
F          C
 Drunk as fuck
F          C
 Drunk as fuck
F          C    G
 Drunk as fuck again

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[Verse 2]
C
  Boy it's hard to slow it down
Am
When you're the hottest shit in town
      F
Everybody and their mother always
C
Trying to buy you
   Am            G
a whole fucking round
        C
Tried Double A twice that's
twenty-four steps
            Am
Now I don't drink no more but
I don't drink no less
        F                      C
When I quit for a week all it did
            G
for me was get me hooked
on meth so last night I got

[Chorus]
F          C
 Drunk as fuck
      F             C
Where'd I park my truck
    F                     C
Lipstick on my dick so I guess
                      G
that it must’ve got sucked
 F                  C
Cum stains on my jeans
  F               C
Beard covered in cocaine
F                    C
 Weird feeling in my ass guess
 I must've
         G
Shoved something up it again
last night I got
F          C
 Drunk as fuck
F          C
 Drunk as fuck
F          C    G
 Drunk as fuck again

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[Bridge]
    Am
My old lady says that I should quit
   Em
I have one more, and I forget
Dm
Four or five more and
I'm out of control
             G            F
Now she's bitching at me puking
        Em    G   G7
on the toilet bowl
so last night I got

[Chorus]
F          C
 Drunk as fuck
      F             C
Where'd I park my truck
    F                     C
Lipstick on my dick so I guess
                      G
that it must’ve got sucked
 F                  C
Cum stains on my jeans
  F               C
Beard covered in cocaine
F                    C
 Weird feeling in my ass
 guess I must've
         G
Shoved something up it
again last night I got
F          C
 Drunk as fuck
F          C
 Drunk as fuck
F          C    G
 Drunk as fuck again
F          C
 Drunk as fuck
F                     C
I'm fucking drunk as fuck
F          C    G G7
 Drunk as fuck again
     C  C/B  Am
And again
G        F   G   C
  Fucked up on beer

How to play Drunk As Fuck: key, chords and progression

These are the chords for Drunk As Fuck by Wheeler Walker Jr. on Piano, Ukulele, Guitar, and Keyboard

Drunk As Fuck by Wheeler Walker Jr. is built around C major (no sharps or flats), with 8 chords in all: C, C/B, Am, G, F, Em, Dm and G7.

The backbone of the song is C – F – C – G (I – IV – I – V in C major). In solfa, that is doh – fah – doh – soh. Practise these 4 changes until they feel natural and you can play most of it.

Beginner-friendly: on guitar almost every chord is an open shape, which makes this a good song to learn early on.