[Verse 1]
G
Stark naked in front of my mirror
C
A pudgy person somehow did appear
D
Seems lately all
I've eaten sugar and fat
G
It's getting obvious
that's not where it's at
G
A big pot and tripley chin
C
Oh what condition my
condition was in
D
Laughing at myself at
what a crying shame
G
What ever happened to
my Greek godly frame
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[Chorus 1]
Em B C
Cyclamates juicy steaks,
G
sweet things too
Am D G
Aren't always good as they seem
Em B
Doughy lumps, stomach pumps,
C G
enemas too
Am
That's what you get
D G
when you eat that way
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[Verse 2]
G
I read a book on organic foods
C
Jumped on a health food
kick Put me in the mood
D
You may not get to
perfect overnight
G
But on the way you're
feelin' clean out of sight
G
We ate tonight at Fairfax and 3rd
C
We're gonna spread the
news and give you the word
D
We hope that soon you'll
eat like we did today
G
We're mighty thankful now
that H.E.L.P.'s on its way
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[Chorus 2]
Em B
Salad with a special knock
C G
you right off your seat
Am
With carrot juice
D G
to wash it all down
Em B
Yummy carob cookies
C G
are an organic treat
Am
And H.E.L.P.
D G
has got the best food in town
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[Bridge] G H.-E.-L.-P. H.E.L.P. your education creates much benefit and peace [Chorus 3] Em B Hamburgers and hot C G dogs throw 'em all out Am You'll feel so good D G you'll jump up and shout Em B If you haven't why don't C G you go shopping today Am D And 'member now that H.E.L.P.'s G on its way
