[Verse 1]
G D Em
She walks down the stairs,
D
feeling herself
C
Lookin' like she just won
D
a court case
G D
He's got a funny way
Em D
of using the same
C
Four chords for every
song he makes
G D
He's called Bill and he
Em D
plays with words
C
Like a skill,
yeah he's pretty great
G D Em
He said his official friend died
D C D
'cause of a officiate
G D
Yeah, she's called Hannah and
Em D
she plays the Joanna
C D
Grade eight but she's got no soul
G D Em
John's obsessed with fat ass
D C D
and he's ten years old
G D
Oh, Dad's an otis readin'
Em D
at a wedding typе guy
C
With the best voice you'vе
D
ever heard
G D
He said, "Give me a date
Em D C D
I can work on, my heart hurts"
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[Chorus] I get home on the G D Em D C D 23rd C I'll drive up on D G D Em D C the 23rd [Verse 2] G D And I bumped into Julie in the Em D co-op, she asked how C D the family's been G D I said "Alex is a sculptor and Em D C D Olivia's been a vegan since ten G D While Vin wears dresses whilst Em D C Debbie coalesces in a fleece D that doesn't work" G D And I'll be givin' my chair to Em D C D my mum 'cause her back hurts
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[Chorus] I get home on the G D Em D C D 23rd C I'll drive up on the D G D Em D C 23rd (Yeah, yeah) [Bridge] G D Now mum's not a fan of that Em D line about her back C She said it makes her sound D C D frumpy and old G D I said, "Woman, you are Em D C D C D sixty-four years old"
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[Outro]
G D
Now, stop the percussion,
Em D
I wanna have a discussion
C D
And it's Christmas so this
C D
is gonna be a nightmare
G D
I just came for the stuffin',
Em D
not to argue about nothin'
C D
Mark my words
I'll be home on the
G D Em D C D
23rd
C
Yeah, drive up on
D G D Em D C D
the 23rd
C
Oh, come home on the
D G D Em D C D C D
23rd (Yeah)
G D Em D C D C D
G D Em D C D C D
G D Em D C D C D
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