[Verse 1] F Bb F Was any of it true F Bb F Gazing at me, starry-eyed F In your Jehovah's Bb F witness suit Bb F Who the fuck was that guy? Gm Eb You tried to buy Bb some pills Gm From a friend of Eb Bb friends of mine Gm Eb Bb They just ghosted you Gm Eb Now you know what Bb it feels like [Chorus] Gm Eb And I don't even want you Bb back, I just want to know Gm Eb If rusting my sparkling Bb summer was the goal Gm Eb And I don't miss what Bb we had, but could someone give Gm Eb A message to the smallest Bb man who ever lived?
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[Verse 2] F Bb F You hung me on your wall F Bb F Stabbed me with your pushpins F Bb F In public showed me off F Bb F Then sank in stoned oblivion Gm Eb F Cause once your queen had come Gm Eb F You treat her like an also-ran Gm Eb F You didn't measure up Gm Eb F In any measure of a man [Chorus] Gm Eb And I don't even want Bb you back, I just want to know Gm Eb If rusting my sparkling Bb summer was the goal Gm Eb And I don't miss what Bb we had, but could someone give Gm Eb A message to the smallest Bb man who ever lived?
[Bridge]
Bb
Were you sent by someone
Gm
who wanted me dead?
F
Did you sleep with a gun
Eb
underneath our bed
Bb
Were you writing a book?
Gm
Were you a sleeper cell spy?
In 50 years, will this
F Eb
all be declassified?
Bb
You'll confess why you did it
Gm
And I'll say good riddance
F
'Cause it wasn't sexy
Eb
once it wasn't forbidden
Bb
I would've died for your sins
Gm
Instead, I just died inside
F
And you deserve prison,
Eb
but you won't get time
Bb
You'll slide into inboxes
Gm
and slip through the bars
F
You crashed my party and
Eb
your rental car
You said normal girls
Bb
were boring
But you were gone by
Gm
the morning
F
You kicked out the stage
lights but you're still
Eb
performing
Bb
And in plain sight, you hid
Gm
But you are what you did
F
And I'll forget you,
Eb
but I will never forgive
The smallest man who
Bb
ever lived
