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Tainted Lyric – A Beer Wont Bitch Chords on Piano & Ukulele

Updated January 8, 2026

ChordsC F G

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INTRO:
C    C

VERSE:
 C
Well I can knock back
one or twelve
 C
Have a good time all by myself
         F
I don't need nobody around
                   C
to tell me how to live
 C
She called me six times
out on the lake
 C
Said she'd had all she can take
       F
And if I didn't get home
                      C
now she was gonna be pissed
            G
Yeah, so I popped the top
                 F  F
And I took me a sip

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CHORUS:
                      C
Because a beer won't bitch
          C
When I'm hangin' with my buddies
 C
Out on the lake,
or in a field getting muddy
      F
At a barstool on a Friday night
 F
Holding hands with a cold Bud Light
       G
And if I get home and
                      F
she's packed all her shit
                       C    C
At least a beer won't bitch

VERSE:
     C
Well I called into work today
 C
After one hell of a yesterday
    F
My head still pounding
                C
Lord knows I'm tired
 C
All spent said for
five this month
 C
This is your last warning son
        F
If you don't make it in
                       C
today then boy you're fired
           G
Yeah so I hung up the phone
                        F
And thought man what a prick

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CHORUS:
                       C
At least a beer won't bitch
          C
When I'm hangin' with my buddies
 C
Out on the lake,
or in a field getting muddy
      F
At a barstool on
a Friday night
 F
Holding hands with
a cold Bud Light
        G
At the end of the day
              F
it is what it is
                       C
At least a beer won't bitch

INSTRUMENTAL/SOLO:
C  F    C    G

CHORUS:
                       C
At least a beer won't bitch
          C
When I'm hangin' with my buddies
 C
Out on the lake,
or in a field getting muddy
      F
At a barstool on a Friday night
 F
Holding hands with
a cold Bud Light
        G
At the end of the
                  F
day it is what it is
              G
Yeah, at the end of
                      F
the day it is what it is
                       C     C
At least a beer won't bitch
                       C     C
At least a beer won't bitch

How to play A Beer Wont Bitch: key, chords and progression

These are the chords for A Beer Wont Bitch by Tainted Lyric on Piano, Ukulele, Guitar, and Keyboard

A Beer Wont Bitch by Tainted Lyric keeps coming home to C major (no sharps or flats). You need 3 chords: C, F and G.

Listen for G – F – C – F (V – IV – I – IV in C major): the song comes back to it again and again. In solfa, that is soh – fah – doh – fah. Once these 4 changes are comfortable, most of the song is done.

Easier on guitar: put a capo on the 3rd fret and play the shapes A, D, E (100% of the chords become easy open shapes, against 67% without a capo). It sounds exactly the same.