[Intro] G#m This just in! We're receiving reports that a new fad is taking E the nation by storm. It's name? JORTS G#m But it appears as if this breakthrough in jean-short E splicing technology is F# casing irregular weather patterns all across the globe (Whoo!) [Verse 1] G#m It's the warmer season, so I can't wear jeans E I really like the denim, but not the length of the seam G#m My mom dresses cas and my dad likes to preen E I'm not like either of them, G# I got the recessive gene!
[Chorus] G#m Jort storm! D#m Jort storm's comin' tonight G#m A jort storm! E F# It's a category 5 G#m Jort storm D#m Jort storm's comin' tonight E F# I said a jort storm's comin', so run and hide! [Bridge] G#m Jorticane D#m Jortnado E Jortnami F# Jortquake G#m Jortruption F# Jortalanche B D# Jortpocalypse [Verse 3] G#m F# Jort storm's comin' (JORTS!) G#m F# B So you better start runnin'
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Fast, it's a chase
D#
But be careful 'cause these
G#m
jorts will chafe you (Yeah!)
F# G#m
They're the new sensation (JORTS!)
F# B
Wear 'em to every occasion
E
Jorts in the pool
D# F#
Or even better, wear 'em to
a funeral, yeah (J-J-J-JORTS!)
G#m
My personality is
ninety-nine percent jorts
E
I got a genetic test,
but all my genes are shorts!
[Chorus]
G#m
The jort storm!
D#m
Jort storm's comin' tonight
G#m
A jort storm!
E F#
It's a category 5
G#m
Jort storm
D#m
Jort storm's comin' tonight
E F#
I take off my fucking jorts,
I got-a jorts inside
[Outro]
G#m
Breaking news
D#m
Millions of Americans are
E
being sucked directly
F#
into the Jortex
G#m
And it's headed straight
for this studio
F# B
To my wife, Cheryl, and son, Timmy
D# G#m
I love—— (JORTS!)
F# G#m
The elders foretold (JORTS!)
F# D#
Of a fashion so bold
E
A new god of the earth
(Jorthulhu!)
D#
To seal it in denim and
turn it into Jearth!
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