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Skyhooks – Smut Chords on Piano & Ukulele

Updated January 9, 2026

ChordsE D#D B A#A C#m C F#m Em Bm G Em7 Dm7 Fm F F#maj7

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[Intro]
E D# D B A# A
C#m  C#m  C C#m C#m  C

[Verse]
C#m                                       
Slip into a cinema and give yourself
  C
 a treat
C#m
Ya better take your raincoat could
 be sticky
 on the seat
F#m              E        F#m      E
Aaaaah ah-ah aah,   ah-ah ah ah aah
C#m                                       
Open up your Twisties and open up 
C
your fly
C#m
Picture starts to flicker as your hand 
moves down your thigh
F#m              E        F#m      E
Aaaaah ah-ah aah,   ah-ah ah ah aah

[Chorus]
Em        Bm G    C                  
  If your mo-ther knew what you were
Em7
   doing
      Dm7           Fm           C    B
She'd probably hang her head and cry
Em    Bm G   C                     
  And if she thought that you were 
Em7
  whipping the dripping
      Dm7                Fm                          
She'd give you a belt, extract 
 C    B
all the teeth off your fly

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[Interlude]
C#m C#m  C C#m  C#m  C

[Verse]
C#m                                              
Munchy munchy Twisties the shorts are 
C
such a drag
C#m
Make a little opening in the other 
end of your bag
F#m              E        F#m      E
Aaaaah ah-ah aah,   ah-ah ah ah aah
C#m                                                      
And now ya put your Twisties right down
C
 there in your lap
C#m
No-one ever guesses your whatsit's
 in the pack
F#m              E        F#m      E
Aaaaah ah-ah aah,   ah-ah ah ah aah

[Chorus]
Em        Bm G    C                  Em7
  If your mo-ther knew what you were doing
      Dm7           Fm           C    B
She'd probably hang her head and cry
Em    Bm G   C                     
  And if she thought that you were 
Em7
  whipping the dripping
      Dm7                Fm
She'd give you a belt, extract all
 the teeth off your ...
C                         F             G
Ooh la laaa la la-la laaa la la-la laaa la
C                         F             G
Ooh la laaa la la-la laaa la la-la laaa la
C                         F             G
Ooh la laaa la la-la laaa la la-la laaa la
C                         F             G
Ooh la laaa la la-la laaa la la-la laaa la

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[Bridge]
D#                                        
Better get a grip on yourself, you better
F#maj7
 pull yourself together
D#                                        
Better get a grip on yourself, you better
Em
 pull yourself together
D#                                        
Better get a grip on yourself, you better
F#maj7
 pull yourself together
D#                                       
Better get a grip on yourself, you better
 Em
 pull yourself together
D#                                        
Better get a grip on yourself, you better 
F#maj7
pull yourself together
D#                                        
Better get a grip on yourself, you better
Em
 pull yourself together

[Interlude]
E D# D B A# A
C#m C#m  C C#m C#m  C
E D# D B A# A

[Verse]
C#m                       
Picture's almost over but still your 
 C
not quite there
C#m
John Wayne pulls his gun out and you
 wish he'd some to spare
F#m              E        F#m      E
Aaaaah ah-ah aah,   ah-ah ah ah aah
C#m                   
And then they turn the lights on and
 C*
 people start to stare
C#m
You find you've got a boot full and your
 coat's stuck to the chair
F#m              E        F#m      E
Aaaaah ah-ah aah,   ah-ah ah ah aah

[Chorus]
Em        Bm G    C                  Em7
  If your mo-ther knew what you were doing
      Dm7           Fm           C    B
She'd probably hang her head and cry
Em    Bm G   C                     Em7
  And if she thought that you were whipping
   the dripping
      Dm7                Fm
She'd give you a belt, extract all
 the teeth off your ...
C                         F             G
Ooh la laaa la la-la laaa la la-la laaa la
C                         F             G
Ooh la laaa la la-la laaa la la-la laaa la
C                         F             G
Ooh la laaa la la-la laaa la la-la laaa la
C                         F             G
Ooh la laaa la la-la laaa la la-la laaa la

[Outro]
C                         F             G
Ooh la laaa la la-la laaa la la-la laaa la
C                         F             G
Ooh la laaa la la-la laaa la la-la laaa la
C                         F             G
Ooh la laaa la la-la laaa la la-la laaa la
C                         F             G
Ooh la laaa la la-la laaa la la-la laaa la

How to play Smut: key, chords and progression

This is the chords of Smut by Skyhooks on Piano, Ukulele, Guitar, and Keyboard.

Smut by Skyhooks keeps coming home to B minor (two sharps: F♯, C♯). You need 17 chords: E, D#, D, B, A#, A, C#m, C, F#m, Em, Bm and G and 5 more.

Listen for C – F – G – C (♭II – ♯IV – VI – ♭II in B minor): the song comes back to it again and again. Once these 4 changes are comfortable, most of the song is done.

Good to know: on guitar, D#, B, A#, C#m and F#m need a barre or movable shape. Take the change into them slowly at first; piano and ukulele players have it easier.