These are I Dont Know What Christmas Is chords by in Old 97’s in The Guardians Of The Galaxy Holiday Special on Piano, Ukulele, Guitar, and Keyboard.
[Intro]
G
Out on the third planet
closest to the sun,
Am C
There’s a special celebration
Am
and it sounds quite
C G
fun A jolly old fellow
brings toys
Am C
to everyone on a holiday they
G Am
call Christmas. Now I’m not
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gunna lie it makes no sense to
C
me but here’s what earthlings
Bb
told me about this christmas
A7
mystery.
[Verse]
D Bm
Santa is a furry freak with epic
D
super powers he flies to
every human home in
Bm Em
under 14 hours, He’s a master
A Em A
burglar a pro at picking locks
Em
if you don’t leave milk and
A Bb
cookies out he will put dung in
A7 D
your socks. If you act nicely
Bm
through the night and don’t
D
jump on your bed Santa comes
Bm
with sugar plums and hurls them
Em
at your head but if you're
A
on his naughty list
Em
he shoots missles
A Em
at your toes he might just
A
roast your chestnuts with
Bb A7
his powerful flame thrower
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[Chorus]
Bm F# G
Rein Rein Rein Rein Rein, Deer
D Bm
Deer Deer Deer Deer, I don’t
F#
know what Christmas is but
G A7 D
Christmas time is here
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[Verse] D He’s compelled his creepy elves Bm D to do his every wish, one sought to be a dentist now he’s Bm Em sleeping with the fish, Mrs. A Clause she works the pole. Em A Em Plans her mans demise soon the A Bb elves will all rise up and stab A7 out Santa’s eyes [Chorus] Bm F# G Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho, Eathlings are D Bm so weird, I dont know what F# G A7 Chirstmas is but Christmas time D is here Bm F# G Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho, Earthlings are D Bm so weird, I donn’t know what F# G Christmas is but Christmas A7 D Time is here [Outro] Bm F# What the heck’s a turtle dove G D and who lit up that deer Bm F# I don't know what Christmas G A7 D is but Christmas time is here Bm F# I don't know what Christmas G A7 D is but Christmas time is here
