These are Death Metal by Ninja Sex Party on Piano, Ukulele, Guitar & Keyboard.
[Verse 1] B We were writing B this album Em My manager called and said: Em "we need a hit". E He said: "your music's not B current enough for the kids, E so write a death metal song". B We said: "Heck yeah you got it!" B B So I got out my beach ball, Em my Hawaiian shirt with little Em coconuts on the sleeves E and wrote this brutal jam B while the tall palm trees E began to sway gently in the F#7 E island breeze. [Chorus 1] B Death metal, the metal of death. A Better drink that margarita E E before your last breath. The taste of Satan from our B rock armada, A An umbrella of evil in F# E your piña colada. B Death metal, put on your leis. A Surfin' waves as your E rotting mortal soul decays. E Lay back in the sand and B drift slowly away, E and renounce your God's F# B existence at the seafood buffet.
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[Verse 2] B Our manager called us back and said: SPOKEN: "Hey guys, it's your manager Brent. This definitely isn't death metal. It sounds more like Jimmy Buffet" E We laughed at the way he's B always joking around E and then we tuned our B ukuleles to get that B dark sound. We were in the metal B festival that night Em To play with some bands, Em it as such a great list. E Like Demigod Slut and B Chasm of filth E and Maggot Desecration B And Graves of Piss. [Steel drum solo] B B SPOKEN: "Steel drum solo! Em Em E Defile me with that sax! Easy on B E B those coconut shrimp, Jerry!"
[Chorus 2]
E B
Death metal, the metal
of death.
A
Tanning lotion on Corpse,
E
he needs a high SPF.
E
Playing frisbee all day,
B
you'll be running like a
cheetah.
F#
Sacrificing goats with a
F#7 E
sweet señorita.
B
Death metal, choke on
our scum
A
Thanks for joining us today
E
for all our tropical fun
E
I have to say this vile
B
concert went well
F#
Now suck this music tribute
F#7
to our dark lord in hell!
(death metal noises)
SPOKEN: "What the heck was that?"
