[Intro] Bm Em G F#m Dude Perfect -- Yas Yas - haha Bm Em Why are you talking like that? Recording a lit video, bro - G F#m A song about Pet Peeves, brah Bm That's interesting because my #1 pet Em peeve is people overusing bro G F#m and brah I hear you brah... but Pet Peeves Bm Em are makin' my life a grind, bro G You're actually grindin' on my nerves, F#m like right now. [Verse 1] Bm Em Man, listen... I'mma break it down with precision G F#m The mission, is to expose pet peeve conditions Bm I’ll list em, like couples, Em who over-say bae G F#m Or people goin around saying that’s cray cray [Verse 2] Bm And I gotta be honest -- Em I was really hopin G You could stop eating with F#m your mouth wide open Bm Em And try Scopin, please back up off me G Breath smellin like burnt Em dog poop and coffee [Verse 3] Bm Em And stop these, baby-name catastrophes G F#m Like Ransom, Melanomia and ABCDE Bm Em And I’m sick of passin these dogs that bark a lot G F#m Why are you leaving grocery carts in a parkin' lot? [Pre-Chorus 1] Bm And whether it’s dark or not, Em G why oh why oh why oh why F#m Are you takin TWO parkin spots? Bm Em Cause you’re drivin me nuts, like missin one foot puts G F#m I think I’m hatin your guts, it’s simply too much [Chorus] Bm Em Pet Peeves are on my mind G F#m Makin my life a grind Bm Em Pet Peeves are on my mind G F#m Makin my life, my life, my life, OH Bm Em Pet Peeves are on my mind G F#m Makin my life a grind Bm Em Pet Peeves are on my mind G F#m A grind, a grind, a grind, a grind OH [Bridge] Em D It happens every day, why must it be this way? A G Another couple throwin down excessive PDA Em And what am I supposed to do? D It always lights my fuse A When I squeeze mustard, A7 but all I get is mustard juice
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[Instrumental] Bm Em G F#m Bm Em G F#m [Verse 5] Bm Em Dude Perfect. Listen up, it will be worth it. G F#m I can’t stand it when pet peeves surface Bm Em Like opening a cereal bag and it explodes G F#m Or no toilet paper over by the commode [Verse 6] Bm Or someone breaking the code, Em of eatin food off my plate G They didn’t order no fries, F#m but all of mine they ate Bm I can’t stand human zombies Em in a trance with their phone G I can’t stand human beings F#m wearing too much cologne [Verse 7] Bm I can’t stand close talkers, Em people all in my face G Or people talkin in a movie, F#m this is such a disgrace Bm Or people acting like clowns Em loud talkin their phone G I wanna get up in their face F#m and say I do not condone [Pre-Chorus 2] Bm I hate sign stealin cheaters Em One-up story tellers G Constant interrupters F#m BO body smellers Bm Em Because you’re driving me nuts, like missin one foot puts G N.C. I think I’m hatin your guts, it’s simply too much [Chorus] Bm Em Pet Peeves are on my mind G F#m Makin my life a grind Bm Em Pet Peeves are on my mind G F#m Makin my life, my life, my life, OH Bm Em Pet Peeves are on my mind G F#m Makin my life a grind Bm Em Pet Peeves are on my mind G F#m A grind, a grind, a grind, a grind OH
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[Bridge] Em D It happens every day, I can’t believe when I see A G Someone refuse to cover their mouth when they have to sneeze Em And What am I supposed to do – D how am I supposed to breathe? A A7 When someone says suppoably instead of supposedly [Instrumental] Bm Em G F#m Bm Em G F#m [Chorus] Bm Em Pet Peeves are on my mind G F#m Makin my life a grind Bm Em Pet Peeves are on my mind G F#m Makin my life, my life, my life, OH Bm Em Pet Peeves are on my mind G F#m Makin my life a grind Bm Em Pet Peeves are on my mind G F#m A grind, a grind, a grind, a grind OH [Outro] Bm Em G F#m Bm Em G F#m
