[Intro] D Bm [Chorus] D This ain't Texas (Woo), ain't no hold 'em (Hey)
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So lay your cards down,
down, down, down
G
So park your Lexus (Woo)
and throw your keys up
(Hey)
D
Stick around, 'round,
'round, 'round, 'round
(Stick around)
[Post-Chorus]
A
And I'll be damned if
I can't slow dance witchu
G
Come pour some
sugar on me,
honey too
D
It's a real life boogie
and a real life hoedown
Don't be a bitch,
come take it to the
floor now (Woo, ha)
[Verse 1] D There's a tornado (There's a tornado) in my city (In my city) In the basement (In the basement), that shit ain't pretty (Shit ain't pretty) G Rugged whiskey (Rugged whiskey) 'cause we survivin' ('Cause we survivin') D Off red cup kisses, sweet redemption, passin' time, yeah [Pre-Chorus] Bm D G Woo-oo-oo-oo, one step to the right D We headed to the dive bar we always thought was nice Bm G Woo-oo-oo-oo, run me to the left D Then spin me in the middle, boy, I can read your mind [Chorus] D This ain't Texas (Woo), ain't no hold 'em (Hey)
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So lay your cards down
, down, down, down
G
So park your Lexus (Woo)
and throw your keys up
(Hey)
D
Stick around, 'round,
'round, 'round, 'round
(Stick around)
[Post-Chorus]
A
And I'll be damned if
I can't slow dance witchu
G
Come pour some sugar on me,
honey too
D
It's a real life boogie
and a real life hoedown
Don't be a bitch,
come take it to the
floor now (Woo)
A
And I'll be damned
if I can't dance witchu
G
Come pour some liquor
on me, honey too
D
It's a real life boogie
and a real life hoedown
Don't be a bitch,
come take it to the
floor now (Woo)
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[Bridge] D Woo-hoo D Woo-hoo G Woo-hoo D [Verse 2] D There's a heatwave (There's a heatwave) coming at us (Coming at us) Too hot to think straight (Too hot to think straight), too cold to panic (Too cold to panic) G All of the problems just feel dramatic (Just feel dramatic) D Now we're runnin' to the first bar that we find, yeah [Pre-Chorus] Bm D G Woo-oo-oo-oo, one step to the right D We headed to the dive bar we always thought was nice Bm G Woo-oo-oo-oo, you run to the left Just work me in the middle boy, I can read your mind [Chorus] D This ain't Texas (Woo), ain't no hold 'em (Hey) So lay your cards down, down, down, down G So park your Lexus (Woo) and throw your keys up (Hey) D Stick around, 'round, 'round, 'round, 'round (Stick around) [Post-Chorus] A And I'll be damned if I can't slow dance witchu G Come pour some sugar on me, honey too D It's a real life boogie and a real life hoedown Don't be a bitch, come take it to the floor now (Woo) A I'll be damned if I can't dance with you G Come pour some liquor on me, honey too D It's a real life boogie and a real life hoedown Don't be a bitch, come take it to the Bm floor now (ooh) [Outro] Em7 Take it to the Bm floor now, ooh Hoops, spurs, boots Em7 Bm To the floor now, ooh Tuck, back, oops Em7 (Ooh, ooh, ooh) Bm Shoot Em7 Come take it to the Bm floor now, ooh Em7 And I'll be damned if I cannot dance Bm with you Em7 Baby, pour that sugar Bm and liquor on me too Em7 Furs, spurs, boots, Bm solargenic, photogenic, shoot
