[Verse 1]
D
Well, I'm not too
superstitious,
A
but I knock on wood a lot
Em7
Prayin' I wake up tomorrow,
G
get the guts to tell you off
D
But I know I'll never
get there,
A
you could scream you
wish me dead
Em7
But I'll crawl back to
G
you tomorrow; why the hell
can't I get mad?
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[Refrain]
D A
Someday, won't this be funny?
Em7
Well, I want it funny now
G
Man, I wanna laugh so loud
D
Someday, won't this
A
be long ago?
Em7
I wanna feel that now
[Chorus] G Sorry if I can't see D how I'm screwed A But hey, what can you do? Em7 I'm a touchy feely fool Bm I would give anything to A D not give a shit about you A Life is pretty cruel Em7 For a touchy feely fool Bm I would give anything to A D not give a shit, but I do [Instrumental] A | Em7 | Bm A D [Verse 2] D Well, I'm not too claustrophobic, A but I lose my breath sometimes Em7 Now I can't even talk to ya; G now your lawyers talk to mine D Could you teach me to be ruthless? A Could I be unfeeling too? Em7 Maybe someday when I'm older, G I'll be better off like you
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[Bridge] D I'm better off a stick; I'm better off a stone A I'm better off a jerk; I'm better off alone Em7 I'm better not feeling stress or feeling bliss G I won't feel much; at least I won't be feelin' this [Chorus] D I'm screwed A But hey, what can you do? Em7 I'm a touchy feely fool Bm I would give anything to
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A D
not give a shit about you
A
Life is pretty cruel
Em7
For a touchy feely fool
Bm
I would give anything
A
to not give a shit,
D A Em7
but I do, I do, I do
Bm
I would give anything
A
to not give a shit
[Refrain]
D A
Someday, won't this be funny?
Em7
Well, I want it funny now
G
Man, I wanna laugh so loud
D
Someday, won't this
A
be long ago?
Em7
I wanna feel that now
[Outro]
G
I'm sorry if I can't
D
see how someday
A Em7 G
Someday, someday
