CHORDS: Bo Burnham – Sexting Chords on Piano & Ukulele

These are the chords for Sexting by Bo Burnham on Piano, Ukulele, Guitar, and Keyboard

[Chorus]
Cmaj7
Sexting (Whoa)
Gmaj7
 It isn't sex it's the
next best thing
Cmaj7
Sexting
Gmaj7
 Aye, aye, AT&T

[Verse 1]
Cmaj7
 I am in bed I am ready
 to go with you
Gmaj7
 Tonight I'm thinking of
 taking it slow
         Cmaj7
We'll use emojis only,
                         Gmaj7
we don't need phonetical diction

We'll talk dirty like
               Cmaj7
we're ancient Egyptians

[Verse 2]
                              Gmaj7
You send me a peach, I send a carrot
back
You send a Ferris wheel,
              Cmaj7
that's pretty abstract
I send back a ticket stubtickets
                  Gmaj7
implying that the Ferris wheel's
your body
                                   Cmaj7
And I'd really love admission to it
Oh no! What if now you think that
      Gmaj7
I'm implying your vagina is as
big as a Ferris wheel?
Cmaj7
 You send back a snowman
Gmaj7
 Crisis averted (Thank God)

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[Chorus]
Cmaj7
Sexting (Whoa)
Gmaj7
 It isn't sex it's the next best
 thing (Next best thing)
Cmaj7
Sexting
Gmaj7
 Aye, aye, AT&T

[Verse 3]
Cmaj7
 No more emojis, now it's on to words
Gmaj7
I ask what you're wearing.
You reply, "A shirt"
Cmaj7
You say, "Are you naked?"
                           Gmaj7
I say, "Yeah, except for a top hat",
you say, "lmao" but I doubt that
Cmaj7
 I'm getting hot at just the
 thought of what I'd do to you
Gmaj7
 Cause in my head I'm in your bed
 and getting through to you
Cmaj7
 They made the internet for
 nights like these
Gmaj7
 I love you, baby, send a picture
 of your tits, please

[Chorus]
Cmaj7
Sexting (Whoa)
Gmaj7
 It isn't sex is the next best thing
 (Next best thing)
Cmaj7
Sexting
Gmaj7
We are sexting (Aye, aye, AT&T)

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[Verse 4]
Cmaj7
 You send the pic and say
 it's now my turn
Gmaj7
Jesus fucking Christ I guess
I never learn
Cmaj7
 My phone's flash is my
 only light and
Gmaj7
 The flash makes my dick
 look frightened
Cmaj7
 I chicken out and send a
 picture of my face instead
Gmaj7
 Because my dick looks like
 the baby from Eraserhead
Cmaj7
 You say,
 "I sent my titties that's not fair"
Gmaj7
 So I send it to you and
 then my phone dies

[Outro]
Gmaj7                    Bm7
Another night on my own, yeah
                  Em7
Stuck in my home, yeah
Sitting alone, one hand on my dick
                          Gmaj7
and one hand on my phone, yeah
                         Bm7
Another night on my own, yeah
                  Em7
Stuck in my home, yeah
Sitting alone, one hand on my dick
                          Gmaj7
and one hand on my phone, yeah
                         Bm7
Another night on my own, yeah
                  Em7
Stuck in my home, yeah
Sitting alone, one hand on my dick
                          Gmaj7
and one hand on my phone, yeah
(Pussy)
                         Bm7
Another night on my own, yeah
(Titties)
                  Em7
Stuck in my home, yeah (Balls)
Sitting alone, one hand on my dick
                          N.C.
and one hand on my phone, yeah