Melanie Martinez – Weight Watchers Chords on Piano & Ukulele

These are Weight Watchers chords by Melanie Martinez for Piano and Ukulele.

[Intro]
Am E/G# G E/G#

[Verse 1]
Am                     E/G#
Everyone's trying to get it 
off faster
G                     E/G#
Supplement master, a fistful
 should work
Am                        E/G#
Soup and the smoothies to combat
 disaster
G                           
Carbs don't burn fast enough
  E/G#
 for what it's worth
Am                          E/G#
Didn't think I changed too much 
'til they said it
   G                       E/G#
A thread on Subreddit is what I'm
 reduced to
Am                     E/G#
Needles to needlessly say it's
 the rapture
       G                      E/G#
'Cause even I bite my nails, wondering
 if I should

[Chorus]
Am                          
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey,
   Dm
 weight watchers
F                
Hey, hey, hey, hey, 
            D/F#
are you watching me?
Am                          
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey,
   Dm
 weight watchers
F                 
Hey, hey, hey, hey,
           D/F#
 are you watching me?

[Verse 2]
    Am               E/G#
How normal it is to contort 
and contract
       G                   
All my muscles, remembering 
      E/G#
to still arch my back
      Am               
And I Gua Sha each day, 
        E/G#
but my face still has fat
         G                  
Someone told me their doctor 
        E/G#
could get rid of that
         Am            E/G#
But I've already got a surgeon
 who knows me
G                    E/G#
Tonguing down anesthesia 
while he cut me
    Am            
And implanted five
         E/G#
 hundred CC of sexy
G                       E/G#
I won't lie to you, that man 
really blessed me

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[Chorus]
Am                          
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey,
   Dm
 weight watchers
F                  
Hey, hey, hey, hey,
          D/F#
 are you watching me?
Am                     
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey,
        Dm
 hey, weight watchers
F                  
Hey, hey, hey, hey,
          D/F#
 are you watching me?

[Bridge]
    Am                   E/G#
How normal it is to skip lunch 
and dessert
         G                
And yet somehow, my stomach 
         E/G#
sticks out of my skirt
       Am             
So I workout each day, 
       E/G#
but I don't think it works
      G             
So I research to see
        E/G#
 if the surgery hurts
      Am           
Spent so many years
       E/G#
 being cute on the TV
    G               
Before I could blink,
      E/G#
 I became nearly thirty
      Am              
And I got bigger boobs 
           E/G#
so that I could transcend it
     G                
Now all that I read is,
          E/G#
 "Hey, I think she's pregnant"

[Chorus]
Am                    
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey,
          Dm
 hey, weight watchers
F                  
Hey, hey, hey, hey, 
          D/F#
are you watching me?
Am                
Hey, hey, hey, hey, 
             Dm
hey, hey, weight watchers
F                  
Hey, hey, hey, hey, 
           D/F#
are you watching me?
Am                      
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey,
       Dm
 hey, weight
 watchers (How normal it
 is to contort and contract)
F                            D/F#
Hey, hey, hey, hey, are you watching
 me? (All my muscles, 
remembering to still arch my back)
Am                           
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey,
  Dm
 weight watchers 
(And I Gua Sha each day,
 but my face still has fat)
F                  
Hey, hey, hey, hey,
           D/F#
 are you watching me? 
(Someone told me their doctor 
could get rid of that)