CHORDS: Slimecicle – Jort Storm Chords on Piano & Ukulele

These are Jort Storm chords by Slimecicle on Piano, Ukulele, Guitar, and Keyboard.

[Intro]
     G#m
This just in!
We're receiving reports
that a new fad is taking
     E
the nation by storm.

It's name? JORTS
G#m
But it appears as if this

breakthrough in jean-short
               E
 splicing technology is
                     F#
casing irregular weather
 patterns
all across the globe (Whoo!)

[Verse 1]
G#m
It's the warmer season,
so I can't wear jeans
 E
I really like the denim,
but not the length of the seam
G#m
My mom dresses cas and
my dad likes to preen
E
I'm not like either of them,
                      G#
I got the recessive gene!

[Chorus]
G#m
Jort storm!
D#m
Jort storm's comin' tonight
G#m
A jort storm!
E         F#
It's a category 5
G#m
Jort storm
D#m
Jort storm's comin' tonight
E                      F#
I said a jort storm's comin',
 so run and hide!

[Bridge]
G#m
Jorticane
D#m
Jortnado
E
Jortnami
F#
Jortquake
G#m
Jortruption
F#
Jortalanche
B      D#
  Jortpocalypse

[Verse 3]
G#m                 F#
    Jort storm's comin' (JORTS!)
G#m          F#           B
    So you better start runnin'

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E
Fast, it's a chase
        D#
But be careful 'cause these
                        G#m
 jorts will chafe you (Yeah!)
                     F#     G#m
They're the new sensation (JORTS!)
             F#     B
Wear 'em to every occasion
E
Jorts in the pool
           D#            F#
Or even better, wear 'em to
a funeral, yeah (J-J-J-JORTS!)
G#m
My personality is
ninety-nine percent jorts
E
I got a genetic test,
but all my genes are shorts!

[Chorus]
G#m
The jort storm!
D#m
Jort storm's comin' tonight
G#m
A jort storm!
E         F#
It's a category 5
G#m
Jort storm
D#m
Jort storm's comin' tonight
E                       F#
I take off my fucking jorts,
I got-a jorts inside

[Outro]
G#m
Breaking news
D#m
Millions of Americans are
               E
 being sucked directly
              F#
into the Jortex
                  G#m
And it's headed straight
 for this studio
F#                       B
To my wife, Cheryl, and son, Timmy
D#         G#m
I love—— (JORTS!)
                F#    G#m
The elders foretold (JORTS!)
       F#    D#
Of a fashion so bold
   E
A new god of the earth
 (Jorthulhu!)
    D#
To seal it in denim and
turn it into Jearth!

G#m   F#
G#m   F#  B D#
E
D#  F#
G#m
E
G#m
E   F#