CHORDS: Old 97’s – I Don’t Know What Christmas Is Chords on Piano & Ukulele

These are I Dont Know What Christmas Is chords by in Old 97’s in The Guardians Of The Galaxy Holiday Special on Piano, Ukulele, Guitar, and Keyboard.

[Intro]
G
Out on the third planet
closest to the sun,
            Am      C
 There’s a special celebration
         Am
 and it sounds quite
C     G
fun A jolly old fellow
brings toys
                  Am      C
to everyone on a holiday they
       G          Am
 call Christmas. Now I’m not

gunna lie it makes no sense to
        C
 me but here’s what earthlings
         Bb
told me about this christmas
A7
mystery.

[Verse]
D                           Bm
Santa is a furry freak with epic
                 D
 super powers he flies to
 every human home in
Bm              Em
under 14 hours, He’s a master
 A         Em             A
 burglar a pro at picking locks
        Em
 if you don’t leave milk and
A                   Bb
cookies out he will put dung in
      A7        D
your socks. If you act nicely
                         Bm
 through the night and don’t
                  D
jump on your bed Santa comes
                       Bm
 with sugar plums and hurls them
                   Em
at your head but if you're
             A
on his naughty list
            Em
 he shoots missles
           A     Em
 at your toes he might just
             A
 roast your chestnuts with
      Bb              A7
his powerful flame thrower

[Chorus]
Bm                  F#    G
Rein Rein Rein Rein Rein, Deer
                D     Bm
 Deer Deer Deer Deer, I don’t
           F#
 know what Christmas is but
G         A7      D
Christmas time is here

Check out Musical Tips from our BLOG

[Verse]
D
He’s compelled his creepy elves
    Bm                     D
to do his every wish, one sought
to be a dentist now he’s
Bm                      Em
sleeping with the fish, Mrs.
                      A
 Clause she works the pole.
 Em             A      Em
Plans her mans demise soon the
           A               Bb
elves will all rise up and stab
             A7
out Santa’s eyes

[Chorus]
Bm          F#  G
Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho, Eathlings are
    D       Bm
so weird,  I dont know what
  F#               G         A7
Chirstmas is but Christmas time
D
is here
Bm          F#  G
Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho, Earthlings are
        D  Bm
so weird, I donn’t know what
  F#               G
 Christmas is but Christmas
A7      D
Time is here

[Outro]
Bm                F#
What the heck’s a turtle dove
     G               D
 and who lit up that deer
Bm               F#
I don't know what Christmas
         G         A7      D
is but Christmas time is here
Bm                F#
I don't know what Christmas
        G         A7      D
is but Christmas time is here