CHORDS: Dude Perfect – The Pet Peeves Song Chords on Piano & Ukulele
These are the chords for The Pet Peeves Song by Dude Perfect on Piano, Ukulele, Guitar, and Keyboard
[Intro]
Bm Em G F#m
Dude Perfect -- Yas Yas - haha
Bm Em
Why are you talking like that?
Recording a lit video, bro -
G F#m
A song about Pet Peeves, brah
Bm
That's interesting because my #1 pet
Em
peeve is people overusing bro
G F#m
and brah
I hear you brah... but Pet Peeves
Bm Em
are makin' my life a grind, bro
G
You're actually grindin' on my nerves,
F#m
like right now.
[Verse 1]
Bm Em
Man, listen... I'mma break it down
with precision
G F#m
The mission, is to expose pet
peeve conditions
Bm
I’ll list em, like couples,
Em
who over-say bae
G F#m
Or people goin around saying
that’s cray cray
[Verse 2]
Bm
And I gotta be honest --
Em
I was really hopin
G
You could stop eating with
F#m
your mouth wide open
Bm Em
And try Scopin, please back
up off me
G
Breath smellin like burnt
Em
dog poop and coffee
[Verse 3]
Bm Em
And stop these, baby-name catastrophes
G F#m
Like Ransom, Melanomia and ABCDE
Bm Em
And I’m sick of passin these dogs
that bark a lot
G F#m
Why are you leaving grocery carts
in a parkin' lot?
[Pre-Chorus 1]
Bm
And whether it’s dark or not,
Em G
why oh why oh why oh why
F#m
Are you takin TWO parkin spots?
Bm Em
Cause you’re drivin me nuts,
like missin one foot puts
G F#m
I think I’m hatin your guts,
it’s simply too much
[Chorus]
Bm Em
Pet Peeves are on my mind
G F#m
Makin my life a grind
Bm Em
Pet Peeves are on my mind
G F#m
Makin my life, my life, my life, OH
Bm Em
Pet Peeves are on my mind
G F#m
Makin my life a grind
Bm Em
Pet Peeves are on my mind
G F#m
A grind, a grind, a grind, a grind OH
[Bridge]
Em D
It happens every day, why must
it be this way?
A G
Another couple throwin down
excessive PDA
Em
And what am I supposed to do?
D
It always lights my fuse
A
When I squeeze mustard,
A7
but all I get is mustard juice
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[Instrumental]
Bm Em G F#m
Bm Em G F#m
[Verse 5]
Bm Em
Dude Perfect. Listen up,
it will be worth it.
G F#m
I can’t stand it when pet
peeves surface
Bm Em
Like opening a cereal bag
and it explodes
G F#m
Or no toilet paper over by
the commode
[Verse 6]
Bm
Or someone breaking the code,
Em
of eatin food off my plate
G
They didn’t order no fries,
F#m
but all of mine they ate
Bm
I can’t stand human zombies
Em
in a trance with their phone
G
I can’t stand human beings
F#m
wearing too much cologne
[Verse 7]
Bm
I can’t stand close talkers,
Em
people all in my face
G
Or people talkin in a movie,
F#m
this is such a disgrace
Bm
Or people acting like clowns
Em
loud talkin their phone
G
I wanna get up in their face
F#m
and say I do not condone
[Pre-Chorus 2]
Bm
I hate sign stealin cheaters
Em
One-up story tellers
G
Constant interrupters
F#m
BO body smellers
Bm Em
Because you’re driving me nuts,
like missin one foot puts
G N.C.
I think I’m hatin your guts,
it’s simply too much
[Chorus]
Bm Em
Pet Peeves are on my mind
G F#m
Makin my life a grind
Bm Em
Pet Peeves are on my mind
G F#m
Makin my life, my life, my life, OH
Bm Em
Pet Peeves are on my mind
G F#m
Makin my life a grind
Bm Em
Pet Peeves are on my mind
G F#m
A grind, a grind, a grind, a grind OH
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[Bridge] Em D It happens every day, I can’t believe when I see A G Someone refuse to cover their mouth when they have to sneeze Em And What am I supposed to do – D how am I supposed to breathe? A A7 When someone says suppoably instead of supposedly [Instrumental] Bm Em G F#m Bm Em G F#m [Chorus] Bm Em Pet Peeves are on my mind G F#m Makin my life a grind Bm Em Pet Peeves are on my mind G F#m Makin my life, my life, my life, OH Bm Em Pet Peeves are on my mind G F#m Makin my life a grind Bm Em Pet Peeves are on my mind G F#m A grind, a grind, a grind, a grind OH [Outro] Bm Em G F#m Bm Em G F#m