These are Weight Watchers chords by Melanie Martinez for Piano and Ukulele.
[Intro]
Am E/G# G E/G#
[Verse 1]
Am E/G#
Everyone's trying to get it
off faster
G E/G#
Supplement master, a fistful
should work
Am E/G#
Soup and the smoothies to combat
disaster
G
Carbs don't burn fast enough
E/G#
for what it's worth
Am E/G#
Didn't think I changed too much
'til they said it
G E/G#
A thread on Subreddit is what I'm
reduced to
Am E/G#
Needles to needlessly say it's
the rapture
G E/G#
'Cause even I bite my nails, wondering
if I should
[Chorus]
Am
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey,
Dm
weight watchers
F
Hey, hey, hey, hey,
D/F#
are you watching me?
Am
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey,
Dm
weight watchers
F
Hey, hey, hey, hey,
D/F#
are you watching me?
[Verse 2]
Am E/G#
How normal it is to contort
and contract
G
All my muscles, remembering
E/G#
to still arch my back
Am
And I Gua Sha each day,
E/G#
but my face still has fat
G
Someone told me their doctor
E/G#
could get rid of that
Am E/G#
But I've already got a surgeon
who knows me
G E/G#
Tonguing down anesthesia
while he cut me
Am
And implanted five
E/G#
hundred CC of sexy
G E/G#
I won't lie to you, that man
really blessed me
Check out Musical Tips from our Tips section
[Chorus]
Am
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey,
Dm
weight watchers
F
Hey, hey, hey, hey,
D/F#
are you watching me?
Am
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey,
Dm
hey, weight watchers
F
Hey, hey, hey, hey,
D/F#
are you watching me?
[Bridge]
Am E/G#
How normal it is to skip lunch
and dessert
G
And yet somehow, my stomach
E/G#
sticks out of my skirt
Am
So I workout each day,
E/G#
but I don't think it works
G
So I research to see
E/G#
if the surgery hurts
Am
Spent so many years
E/G#
being cute on the TV
G
Before I could blink,
E/G#
I became nearly thirty
Am
And I got bigger boobs
E/G#
so that I could transcend it
G
Now all that I read is,
E/G#
"Hey, I think she's pregnant"
[Chorus]
Am
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey,
Dm
hey, weight watchers
F
Hey, hey, hey, hey,
D/F#
are you watching me?
Am
Hey, hey, hey, hey,
Dm
hey, hey, weight watchers
F
Hey, hey, hey, hey,
D/F#
are you watching me?
Am
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey,
Dm
hey, weight
watchers (How normal it
is to contort and contract)
F D/F#
Hey, hey, hey, hey, are you watching
me? (All my muscles,
remembering to still arch my back)
Am
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey,
Dm
weight watchers
(And I Gua Sha each day,
but my face still has fat)
F
Hey, hey, hey, hey,
D/F#
are you watching me?
(Someone told me their doctor
could get rid of that)