These are Slim Pickins chords by on Piano, Ukulele, Guitar, and Keyboard.
[Intro]
G Em C G D
[Verse 1]
G
Guess I'll end this
Em
life alone
C
I am not dramatic,
G
these are just the thoughts
D
that pass right through me
G G/F# Em
All the douchebags in my phone
C
Play 'em like a slot machine
G
If they're winnin',
D B7
I'm just losin'
[Pre-Chorus]
Em
A boy who's jacked and kind
C Cm
Can't find his ass
to save my life
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[Chorus]
G Em
Oh, it's slim pickings
Am
If I can't have the one I love
Bm
I guess it's you that
C
I'll be kissing
G F
Just to get my fixings
C
Since the good ones
are deceased or taken
D
I'll just keep on
G
moanin' and bitchin'
[Post-Chorus]
Em C
Ah-ah-ah-ah
G D
Ah-ah-ah-ah
[Verse 2]
G Em
Jesus, what's a girl to do?
C
This boy doesn't even
G
know the difference between
D
"their," "there" and
G
"they are"
Em
Yet he's naked in my room
C
Missing all the things
he's missing
G D
God knows that he isn't
B7
living large
[Pre-Chorus]
Em
A boy who's nice,
that breathes
C Cm
I swear he's nowhere
to be seen
[Chorus]
G Em
It's slim pickings
Am
If I can't have
the one I love
Bm
I guess it's you that
C
I'll be kissing
G F
Just to get my fixings
C
Since the good ones
are deceased or taken
D
I'll just keep on moanin'
G Em
and bitchin'
C G D
Moanin' and bitchin'
[Outro]
G F
C
Since the good ones call
Cm
their exes wasted
C
And since the Lord
Cm
forgot my gay awakening
C
Then I'll just be
here in the kitchen
D
Serving up some
G
moanin' and bitchin'