These are Death Metal by Ninja Sex Party on Piano, Ukulele, Guitar & Keyboard.
[Verse 1]
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We were writing
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this album
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My manager called and said:
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"we need a hit".
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He said: "your music's not
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current enough for the kids,
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so write a death metal song".
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We said: "Heck yeah you got it!"
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So I got out my beach ball,
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my Hawaiian shirt with little
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coconuts on the sleeves
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and wrote this brutal jam
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while the tall palm trees
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began to sway gently in the
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island breeze.
[Chorus 1]
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Death metal, the metal of
death.
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Better drink that margarita
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before your last breath.
The taste of Satan from our
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rock armada,
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An umbrella of evil in
F# E
your piña colada.
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Death metal, put on
your leis.
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Surfin' waves as your
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rotting mortal soul decays.
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Lay back in the sand and
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drift slowly away,
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and renounce your God's
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existence at the seafood buffet.
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[Verse 2]
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Our manager called us back
and said:
SPOKEN: "Hey guys, it's your
manager Brent. This definitely
isn't death metal.
It sounds more like Jimmy
Buffet"
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We laughed at the way he's
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always joking around
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and then we tuned our
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ukuleles to get that
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dark sound.
We were in the metal
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festival that night
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To play with some bands,
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it as such a great list.
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Like Demigod Slut and
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Chasm of filth
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and Maggot Desecration
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And Graves of Piss.
[Steel drum solo]
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SPOKEN: "Steel drum solo!
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Defile me with that sax! Easy on
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those coconut shrimp, Jerry!"
[Chorus 2]
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Death metal, the metal
of death.
A
Tanning lotion on Corpse,
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he needs a high SPF.
E
Playing frisbee all day,
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you'll be running like a
cheetah.
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Sacrificing goats with a
F#7 E
sweet señorita.
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Death metal, choke on
our scum
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Thanks for joining us today
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for all our tropical fun
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I have to say this vile
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concert went well
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Now suck this music tribute
F#7
to our dark lord in hell!
(death metal noises)
SPOKEN: "What the heck was that?"