These are the chords for Five Years by Bo Burnham on Piano, Ukulele, Guitar, and Keyboard
[Spoken intro]
Hey baby, uh, it's me
Um, our anniversary's comin' up,
it's a pretty big one
And, um, I wrote a song
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for you
So I'm just leaving
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you this voicemail because,
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um, I want the song
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to begin with this voicemail
Like, I want the voicemail
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to play at the beginning of it
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So, if you could just download
Em
this voicemail when you get
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it and then text it to me
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Um, you might need to, like,
Em
download another app to
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download the—
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I don't know if you can rip your
Em
voicemail right off your phone,
F#m
you might need to, like—
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Just Google it, don't call
me and ask me
Em
'Cause I know,
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I know what you're gonna do
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You're gonna, you're gonna get
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this and you're gonna
think you just can't do it
Em
And you're gonna call me, but
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then I'm just gonna Google it
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So, just you Google it,
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you're an adult,
you can figure it out
Em F#m
Um, so just, figure it out and
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text me the voicemail
Um, immediately,
Em
if you wouldn't mind,
F#m
like, right when you get this
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Thank you, um, I love you, bye
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[Verse 1]
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You're my best friend,
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I love you
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You know me and
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I know you
Em F#m
We got problems that
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we've been through
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We got shit that
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we'll get through, uh
Em F#m
You think I'm rude to you
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You think I am the worst
Em
Because I ask when you suck
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my dick
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To take out your Invisalign first
[Chorus]
Em F#m
Come on, five years, five years
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Still you, still me, still here
Em F#m
Five years, five years, baby
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Five years, five years
[Verse 2]
We order Chinese,
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I'm eating my dumplings
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You reach over and
Em
you take my dumpling
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You don't even say,
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"Do you mind?" or nothing
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Why would you assume that
Em
you're entitled to a dumpling?
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So I look at you,
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you look back at me,
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like, "What the fuck did I do?"
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If you really wanted some
dim sum then
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You really should've gotten
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some when we put in the order
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You say, "You're a psycho
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and I- I don't wanna fight
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So, let's just drop this,
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it's not a big deal"
Bm
Okay, but for the record
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You owe me a dumpling,
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I mean it, I won't forget
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You owe me a dumpling or
a dumpling equivalent
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[Chorus]
Em F#m
Five years, five years
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Still you, still me, still here
Em F#m
Five years, five years, baby
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Five years, five years
[Verse 3]
Em F#m
We found a spider in the house
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You freaked and you jumped
up onto the couch
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Since I was close and able
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I jumped up on the coffee table
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You said, "You should kill that"
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I said, "Um, no, fuck that"
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You said, "Come on, be a man"
What?
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You're a total anti-sexist,
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a patriarchy fighter
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But your whole world view collapses
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The moment there's a spider, cool
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I get it, this is the real you
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It's a pleasure, nice to meet you
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Shit like this brings
the movement down
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Everyone's a feminist until
there is a spider around
[Chorus]
Em F#m
Five years, five years
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Still you, still me, still here
Em F#m
Five years, five years, baby
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Five years, five years
[Outro]
Em F#m
How come every time I need to
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take a poo in the bathroom
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You out of the blue need
Em
to use the bathroom?
F#m
Just use the guest
room bathroom
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That's why we got
two bathrooms
Em F#m
Just use the guest
room bathroom
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That's why we got
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two bathrooms
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And you know