These are Mr Schwartz chords by Arctic Monkeys on Piano, Ukulele, Guitar, and Keyboard.
[Intro]
Am Dm Bb
[Verse 1]
Gsus4 G
Put your heavy metal to
Am Bdim
the test
E
Might be half a love song in
Dm Bb
it all for you
Gsus4 G
Timing wise it's probably for
Am Bdim
the best
E Dm
Come here and kiss me now before
it gets too cute
[Chorus]
G Dm
Mr. Schwartz is staying strong
for the crew
G
Wardrobe's lint-rolling your
Dm
velveteen suit
G
Smudging dubbin on your
F
dancing shoes
[Verse 2]
Am Dm Bb
Gsus4 G Am Bdim
Gradually it's coming into view
E Dm Bb
It's like your little directorial debut
Gsus4 G Am Bdim
As fine a time as any to deduce
E
The fact that neither you
Dm
or I has ever had a clue
[Chorus]
G Dm
Mr. Schwartz is staying strong
for the crew
G
Wardrobe's lint-rolling
Dm
your velveteen suit
G
Smudging dubbin on your
F
dancing shoes
[Bridge]
E Gm
And if we guess who I'm
pretending to be
F
Do we win a prize?
E Gm
Having attempted twice, both
incorrectly
F E
Do we get a third try?
[Verse 3]
Dm Bb
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Gsus4 G
The gloved hand's reaching in
Am Bdim
to hit the switch
E
There's not one god damn thing
Dm
that you can do about this
[Chorus]
G Dm
Mr. Schwartz is having tea
with the grips
G Dm
Asking after all the wives
and the kids
G
It's at the heart of what
F
the business is