These are Touchy Feely Fool chords by AJR on Piano, Ukulele, Guitar, and Keyboard.
[Verse 1]
D
Well, I'm not too
superstitious,
A
but I knock on wood a lot
Em7
Prayin' I wake up tomorrow,
G
get the guts to tell you off
D
But I know I'll never
get there,
A
you could scream you
wish me dead
Em7
But I'll crawl back to
G
you tomorrow; why the hell
can't I get mad?
[Refrain]
D A
Someday, won't this be funny?
Em7
Well, I want it funny now
G
Man, I wanna laugh so loud
D
Someday, won't this
A
be long ago?
Em7
I wanna feel that now
[Chorus]
G
Sorry if I can't see
D
how I'm screwed
A
But hey, what can you do?
Em7
I'm a touchy feely fool
Bm
I would give anything to
A D
not give a shit about you
A
Life is pretty cruel
Em7
For a touchy feely fool
Bm
I would give anything to
A D
not give a shit, but I do
[Instrumental]
A | Em7 | Bm A D
[Verse 2]
D
Well, I'm not too
claustrophobic,
A
but I lose my breath
sometimes
Em7
Now I can't even
talk to ya;
G
now your lawyers
talk to mine
D
Could you teach me
to be ruthless?
A
Could I be unfeeling too?
Em7
Maybe someday when
I'm older,
G
I'll be better off like you
[Bridge]
D
I'm better off a stick;
I'm better off a stone
A
I'm better off a jerk;
I'm better off alone
Em7
I'm better not feeling
stress or feeling bliss
G
I won't feel much;
at least I won't be
feelin' this
[Chorus]
D
I'm screwed
A
But hey, what can you do?
Em7
I'm a touchy feely fool
Bm
I would give anything to
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A D
not give a shit about you
A
Life is pretty cruel
Em7
For a touchy feely fool
Bm
I would give anything
A
to not give a shit,
D A Em7
but I do, I do, I do
Bm
I would give anything
A
to not give a shit
[Refrain]
D A
Someday, won't this be funny?
Em7
Well, I want it funny now
G
Man, I wanna laugh so loud
D
Someday, won't this
A
be long ago?
Em7
I wanna feel that now
[Outro]
G
I'm sorry if I can't
D
see how someday
A Em7 G
Someday, someday