These are Maybe Man chords by AJR on Piano, Ukulele, Guitar, and Keyboard.
[Verse 1]
E
Wish I was a stone,
G#
so I couldn't feel
You'd yell in my face,
C#m
it'd be no big deal
But I'd miss the way
A
we make up and smile
Am
Don't want to be stone,
E
I changed my mind
[Verse 2]
I wish I had eyes
G#
in the back of my head
Then I could see the
C#m
places I've been
But then I would know
A
that you're talkin' shit
Am
I don't want to know what
E
my friends think
[Verse 3]
Wish I were my dog
G#
out on the lawn
I'd be so glad when
C#m
I hear you come home
But if I were my dog,
A
I wouldn't live long
Am
I'm sure gonna miss her
E
when she's gone
[Verse 4]
I wish I could act in
G#
a show on TV
'Cause then I could
C#m
practice not bein' me
I'll practice my cry,
A
put it into my reel
Am
But you won't believe
E
me when I cry for real
[Verse 5]
I wish that my brain would
G#
triple in size
I'd nail every joke,
C#m
I'd win every fight
But I'd get too deep with
A
that kind of mind
Am
I don't wanna know the
E
point of life
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[Verse 6]
In some other life
G#
I would be rich
I'd travel in style,
C#m
I'd cover the bill
But couldn't complain
A
'bout anything small
Am
Nobody'd feel bad
E
for me at all
[Verse 7]
If I was cocaine or
G#
a bottle of Jack
C#m
I'd get invited to every frat
But when you get old and
A
your good days have passed
Am
You'll only want me
E
when you're sad
[Verse 8]
Wish I was a song,
G#
your favourite one
You'd follow the dance
C#m
to me at your prom
I would be there when
A
your baby is born
Am
For two or three minutes,
E
then I'm gone
[Verse 9]
I wish I was big,
G#
as big as my house
I'd sleep on the trees,
C#m
I'd skip every crowd
0
But I wouldn't fit on my
A
therapist's couch
Am
God, I could really
E
use him now
[Verse 10]
I wish I was God,
G#
I'd never trip up
And if I did, well,
C#m
so fckin' what?
I could be cruel and
A
break all your stuff
Am
Yeah, I'd be loved
E
no matter what
[Verse 11]
But if I was God,
G#
it'd get kinda weird
'Cause you would only
C#m
say what I wanna hear
And then you would die,
A
you'd love me to death
Am
I never know who
E
the hell I am
[Pre-Chorus]
E
I wish I was me,
G#
whoever that is
I could just be and
C#m
not give a shit
Hey, I'll be whatever
A
makes you a fan
Am
'Cause I don't know who
the hell I am
(—am-am-am-am-am-am
E
am-am-am-am-am-am—)
[Chorus]
E G# C#m
One, two, pandemonium!
A E G#
One, two, pandemonium!
C#m
Here I go again
A E G#
One, two, pandemonium!
C#m
Here I go again
E G# C#m
One, two, pandemonium!
A
One, two
E
Here I go again